I love the phrase "I have a sweet tooth." I always want to say, "You're ordering it for your tooth? That's interesting, — Jim Gaffigan, Food: A Love Story
I love the phrase "I have a sweet tooth." I always want to say, "You're ordering it for your tooth? That's interesting, — Jim Gaffigan, Food: A Love Story
I love the phrase "I have a sweet tooth." I always want to say, "You're ordering it for your tooth? That's interesting, — Jim Gaffigan, Food: A Love Story
I love the phrase "I have a sweet tooth." I always want to say, "You're ordering it for your tooth? That's interesting, — Jim Gaffigan, Food: A Love Story
I love the phrase "I have a sweet tooth." I always want to say, "You're ordering it for your tooth? That's interesting, — Jim Gaffigan, Food: A Love Story
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I love the phrase "I have a sweet tooth." I always want to say, "You're ordering it for your tooth? That's interesting, because it's going straight to your butt. I think your butt owed your tooth an explanation.

— Jim Gaffigan, Food: A Love Story
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