My pants are on fire! — John Ziegler
My pants are on fire! — John Ziegler
My pants are on fire! — John Ziegler
My pants are on fire! — John Ziegler
My pants are on fire! — John Ziegler
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My pants are on fire!

— John Ziegler
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More “Lies” Quotes

Is this how it is with lies? The first one comes hard, the second one easier, until they slip off your tongue easier tha — Gayle Forman, I Was Here
Pretension, dear love, does not buy truth into lies, nor alter its course. — Sreesha Divakaran, Wine, Fire, Satin, Dew
Apply the lie detector to everything. You will be amazed at how many lies you will discover. Beware tough, you may disco — Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom
Somehow, it bothered her watching Garth’s charm directed so effectively at another. Could he convince her so easily of a — Colleen Chen
I would rather suffer with truth than celebrate with lies. — Orrin Woodward
The hard truth is that sometimes we need to lie to ourselves to continue to live — Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom
When you're way too real, fake people be like: "You're a trip. I want somebody with real game (lies). — T.F. Hodge, From Within I Rise: Spiritual Triumph Over Death and Conscious Encounters with "The Divine Presence"
A lie set down on paper in wet ink becomes the truth when dry. — Manhattan (writer)
His eyebrows raised. "And you said demons didn't know love."Guido's laugh was harsh. "Ahh, but haven't you learned by no — Heather R. Blair, Phoenix Broken
The world is held together by lies. When I paint, I'm searching for the truth between them, but I'm no better at this th — Gareth P. Jones, No True Echo
The important thing is not to lie to yourself. He who lies to himself and listens to his own lies reaches a state in whi — Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Now, it’s been a while since I had to tell this, so a few of the finer points may not connect as well as they should, bu — Thomm Quackenbush, Uncle Christmas