My pants are on fire! — John Ziegler
My pants are on fire! — John Ziegler
My pants are on fire! — John Ziegler
My pants are on fire! — John Ziegler
My pants are on fire! — John Ziegler
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My pants are on fire!

— John Ziegler
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More “Lies” Quotes

Resistance is always lying and always full of shit. — Steven Pressfield, The War of Art: Break Through the Blocks & Win Your Inner Creative Battles
Go on, she urged. Lie to me by the moonlight. Do a fabulous story. — F. Scott Fitzgerald, Gatsby Girls
There's an intimacy in listening to somebody's lies, I've always thought--you learn more about someone from the things t — Jennifer duBois, A Partial History of Lost Causes
If a problem can't be solved within the frame it was conceived, the solution lies in reframing the problem. — Brian McGreevy, Hemlock Grove
Lies I've told my 3 year old recently Trees talk to each other at night.All fish are named either Lorna or Jack.Before y — Raúl Gutierrez
It is better to believe an obvious lie, than to swallow a deceitful truth. — Dennis E. Adonis
That was, in fact, my life. A whole series of reasonable lies. — Stacey Kade, The Rules
This is the only way that you can hope to survive. Because life... is not a movie. Everyone lies. Good guys lose. And lo — George Huang, Swimming with Sharks
I have been thinking about the idea of excuses for some time now. They are like menacing demons that creep into our live — Lorii Myers, No Excuses, The Fit Mind-Fit Body Strategy Book
Dr. Breed keeps telling me the main thing with Dr. Hoenikker was truth.”“You don’t seem to agree.”“I don’t know whether — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Cat's Cradle
Lies are like muscles: it takes practice to make them strong. — Jeff Ashton, Imperfect Justice: Prosecuting Casey Anthony
Nobody's truly free. Everyone is prisoner to a secret, a sin, a lie. It wasn't by accident that, in the Star Spangled Ba — J. Matthew Nespoli