He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints — Judith Arnold, Father Found
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He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints all over it.

— Judith Arnold, Father Found
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