You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
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You and Dad are really the wrecking ball of all of our teenage runaway fantasies. Why couldn't you jerks go and be crack addicts or religious fanatics so we could have excuses to live on the wide open road? - email from Lily

— Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
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