Parenting fucked you up. — Abigail Barnette
Parenting fucked you up. — Abigail Barnette
Parenting fucked you up. — Abigail Barnette
Parenting fucked you up. — Abigail Barnette
Parenting fucked you up. — Abigail Barnette
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Parenting fucked you up.

— Abigail Barnette
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Mother is a verb. It's something you do. Not just who you are. — Cheryl Lacey Donovan, The Ministry of Motherhood
I know it is hard for you young mothers to believe that almost before you can turn around the children will be gone and — Marjorie Pay Hinckley, Small and Simple Things
If you can control your behavior when everything around you is out of control, you can model for your children a valuabl — Jane Clayson Johnson, I Am a Mother
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of belie — Scott Dikkers, You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up. — Ray Romano
Of course, everyone's parents are embarrassing. It goes with the territory. The nature of parents is to embarrass merely — Neil Gaiman, Anansi Boys
If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked. — George Carlin, Brain Droppings
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about t — Bill Cosby
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do. — Benjamin Spock
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