My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,2 — Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
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My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,279 Mom. But they truly think I'm the best mom on earth. And that's all that matters.

— Karen Alpert, I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting
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