Peace is the way, not the destination.

I want to thank everybody who made this day necessary. — Yogi Berra

I really don&#039;t deserve this  but I have arthritis and I don&#039;t deserve that either. — Jack Benny

I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion  I think it must be gratitude. — Benjamin Disraeli

I forgot they were talking about me. They sound so wonderfully convincing. — Jean Giraudoux

I&#039;ve always been well liked. I was so popular in school  everybody hated me. — Anonymous

The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned. — Bob Hope

I&#039;ve been here so long . . . when I got here the Dead Sea wasn&#039;t even sick yet. — Wimp Sanderson

A closed mouth gathers no foot. — Anonymous

Some people speak from experience  while others  from experience  don&#039;t speak. — Anonymous

The best way to save face is keep the bottom half shut. — Anonymous

It is almost impossible to find those who admire us entirely lacking in taste. — J. Petit-Senn