I killed a couple of people,” Scooter said. “Wanna play cards? — Forrest Carr, A Journal of the Crazy Year
I killed a couple of people,” Scooter said. “Wanna play cards? — Forrest Carr, A Journal of the Crazy Year
I killed a couple of people,” Scooter said. “Wanna play cards? — Forrest Carr, A Journal of the Crazy Year
I killed a couple of people,” Scooter said. “Wanna play cards? — Forrest Carr, A Journal of the Crazy Year
I killed a couple of people,” Scooter said. “Wanna play cards? — Forrest Carr, A Journal of the Crazy Year
Download Customize

I killed a couple of people,” Scooter said. “Wanna play cards?

— Forrest Carr, A Journal of the Crazy Year
Pin Share Tweet Telegram
Topics
humor science fiction zombie zombie apocalypse

More “Humor” Quotes

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. — George Saunders, The Braindead Megaphone
Are you insinuatin' that my daughter is a liar?""Oh, no, not at all. I'm saying your daughter is a liar. Surely you can — Kami Garcia, Beautiful Creatures
You know on TV when there’s one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background?W — Emma Chase, Tangled
There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon. — Christopher Moore, Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings
Well then," Roen said briskly, "are you sleeping?""Yes.""Come now. A mother can tell when her son lies. Are you eating?" — Kristin Cashore, Fire
Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're — Chuck Klosterman
In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book. — Terry Pratchett, Soul Music
I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a moral person, but I'm d — Dave Barry, Dave Barry Does Japan
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot. — Steve Martin
Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris special — John Green
You look too pretty to be useful." "Truer words were never spoken. — Richelle Mead, Bloodlines
That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse. — Bill Watterson