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I killed a couple of people,” Scooter said. “Wanna play cards? — Forrest  Carr, A Journal of the Crazy Year
I killed a couple of people,” Scooter said. “Wanna play cards? — Forrest  Carr, A Journal of the Crazy Year
I killed a couple of people,” Scooter said. “Wanna play cards? — Forrest  Carr, A Journal of the Crazy Year
I killed a couple of people,” Scooter said. “Wanna play cards? — Forrest  Carr, A Journal of the Crazy Year
I killed a couple of people,” Scooter said. “Wanna play cards? — Forrest  Carr, A Journal of the Crazy Year
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I killed a couple of people,” Scooter said. “Wanna play cards?

— Forrest Carr, A Journal of the Crazy Year
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