Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see. — Edgar Allan Poe
Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see. — Edgar Allan Poe
Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see. — Edgar Allan Poe
Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see. — Edgar Allan Poe
Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see. — Edgar Allan Poe
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Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.

— Edgar Allan Poe
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