If you crack a joke right now I swear I will knee you in the junk. — Laura Kaye, Dare to Resist
If you crack a joke right now I swear I will knee you in the junk. — Laura Kaye, Dare to Resist
If you crack a joke right now I swear I will knee you in the junk. — Laura Kaye, Dare to Resist
If you crack a joke right now I swear I will knee you in the junk. — Laura Kaye, Dare to Resist
If you crack a joke right now I swear I will knee you in the junk. — Laura Kaye, Dare to Resist
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If you crack a joke right now I swear I will knee you in the junk.

— Laura Kaye, Dare to Resist
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