Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallo — Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
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Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallowed a spider!” What? I swallowed a spider? What the hell is wrong with me?!

— Melissa Aragon, Unexpectedly Out of Focus
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