One should never marry a man who doesn't own a decent set of scissors. — Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl
One should never marry a man who doesn't own a decent set of scissors. — Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl
One should never marry a man who doesn't own a decent set of scissors. — Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl
One should never marry a man who doesn't own a decent set of scissors. — Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl
One should never marry a man who doesn't own a decent set of scissors. — Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl
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One should never marry a man who doesn't own a decent set of scissors.

— Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl
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