The elevator doors opened to reveal a very large man brandishing a bloodstained antique phone receiver in a plastic bag — Warren Ellis, Gun Machine
The elevator doors opened to reveal a very large man brandishing a bloodstained antique phone receiver in a plastic bag — Warren Ellis, Gun Machine
The elevator doors opened to reveal a very large man brandishing a bloodstained antique phone receiver in a plastic bag — Warren Ellis, Gun Machine
The elevator doors opened to reveal a very large man brandishing a bloodstained antique phone receiver in a plastic bag — Warren Ellis, Gun Machine
The elevator doors opened to reveal a very large man brandishing a bloodstained antique phone receiver in a plastic bag — Warren Ellis, Gun Machine
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The elevator doors opened to reveal a very large man brandishing a bloodstained antique phone receiver in a plastic bag and proclaiming, "I found this up him!""You know," said Tallow, "I really have no response to that.

— Warren Ellis, Gun Machine
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