... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
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— Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
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