He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited yo — Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
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He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house.""I don't think he invited you to dinner," Delilah said. "I think he invited you because you are dinner.

— Penelope Rivers, My Neighbor, the Vampire
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