Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face — K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
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Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face full of graham cracker cereal and milk." - from Of Cheerleaders and Gingers

— K.C. Beaumont, Silver Shorts 2013, January
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