Hagrid: Harry -- yer a wizard.Harry: I'm a what? — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Hagrid: Harry -- yer a wizard.Harry: I'm a what? — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Hagrid: Harry -- yer a wizard.Harry: I'm a what? — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Hagrid: Harry -- yer a wizard.Harry: I'm a what? — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Hagrid: Harry -- yer a wizard.Harry: I'm a what? — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
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Hagrid: Harry -- yer a wizard.Harry: I'm a what?

— J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
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