Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
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Aargh! I’m too short for this shit!

— Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
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