It's like somebody stuffed him in a barrel full of moonshine-proof cluelessness and then left him there to get pickled i — Alma Alexander, Random
It's like somebody stuffed him in a barrel full of moonshine-proof cluelessness and then left him there to get pickled i — Alma Alexander, Random
It's like somebody stuffed him in a barrel full of moonshine-proof cluelessness and then left him there to get pickled i — Alma Alexander, Random
It's like somebody stuffed him in a barrel full of moonshine-proof cluelessness and then left him there to get pickled i — Alma Alexander, Random
It's like somebody stuffed him in a barrel full of moonshine-proof cluelessness and then left him there to get pickled i — Alma Alexander, Random
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It's like somebody stuffed him in a barrel full of moonshine-proof cluelessness and then left him there to get pickled in it while it fermented into malice.

— Alma Alexander, Random
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