They'll get my Kindle when they pry it from my cold dead hands, if my corpse will release it. — Elizabeth Horton-Newton
They'll get my Kindle when they pry it from my cold dead hands, if my corpse will release it. — Elizabeth Horton-Newton
They'll get my Kindle when they pry it from my cold dead hands, if my corpse will release it. — Elizabeth Horton-Newton
They'll get my Kindle when they pry it from my cold dead hands, if my corpse will release it. — Elizabeth Horton-Newton
They'll get my Kindle when they pry it from my cold dead hands, if my corpse will release it. — Elizabeth Horton-Newton
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They'll get my Kindle when they pry it from my cold dead hands, if my corpse will release it.

— Elizabeth Horton-Newton
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