Andre had never mastered the art of ironing. He usually ironed more wrinkles in than out. Pistols, knives, and explosive — Toby Joyce, Andre's Side of the Story
Andre had never mastered the art of ironing. He usually ironed more wrinkles in than out. Pistols, knives, and explosive — Toby Joyce, Andre's Side of the Story
Andre had never mastered the art of ironing. He usually ironed more wrinkles in than out. Pistols, knives, and explosive — Toby Joyce, Andre's Side of the Story
Andre had never mastered the art of ironing. He usually ironed more wrinkles in than out. Pistols, knives, and explosive — Toby Joyce, Andre's Side of the Story
Andre had never mastered the art of ironing. He usually ironed more wrinkles in than out. Pistols, knives, and explosive — Toby Joyce, Andre's Side of the Story
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Andre had never mastered the art of ironing. He usually ironed more wrinkles in than out. Pistols, knives, and explosives he could handle, but put a hot iron in his hands and chances were that he’d get hurt.

— Toby Joyce, Andre's Side of the Story
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