If you're preaching, I've already got religion. And if you're selling, I ain't buying--unless you've got binoculars. I c — Laura Bradford, Éclair and Present Danger
If you're preaching, I've already got religion. And if you're selling, I ain't buying--unless you've got binoculars. I c — Laura Bradford, Éclair and Present Danger
If you're preaching, I've already got religion. And if you're selling, I ain't buying--unless you've got binoculars. I c — Laura Bradford, Éclair and Present Danger
If you're preaching, I've already got religion. And if you're selling, I ain't buying--unless you've got binoculars. I c — Laura Bradford, Éclair and Present Danger
If you're preaching, I've already got religion. And if you're selling, I ain't buying--unless you've got binoculars. I c — Laura Bradford, Éclair and Present Danger
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If you're preaching, I've already got religion. And if you're selling, I ain't buying--unless you've got binoculars. I could use some new binoculars.

— Laura Bradford, Éclair and Present Danger
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