When I get to Heaven I just know I'm going to forget my toothbrush. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
When I get to Heaven I just know I'm going to forget my toothbrush. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
When I get to Heaven I just know I'm going to forget my toothbrush. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
When I get to Heaven I just know I'm going to forget my toothbrush. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
When I get to Heaven I just know I'm going to forget my toothbrush. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
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When I get to Heaven I just know I'm going to forget my toothbrush.

— Stanley Victor Paskavich
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