My question was:How did I go from merely seeing the dirty French Santa in a bar to being in his hotel room the next morn — Augusten Burroughs
My question was:How did I go from merely seeing the dirty French Santa in a bar to being in his hotel room the next morn — Augusten Burroughs
My question was:How did I go from merely seeing the dirty French Santa in a bar to being in his hotel room the next morn — Augusten Burroughs
My question was:How did I go from merely seeing the dirty French Santa in a bar to being in his hotel room the next morn — Augusten Burroughs
My question was:How did I go from merely seeing the dirty French Santa in a bar to being in his hotel room the next morn — Augusten Burroughs
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My question was:How did I go from merely seeing the dirty French Santa in a bar to being in his hotel room the next morning? And this presented me with an actual equation. How did one plus one equal old French Santa?

— Augusten Burroughs
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