I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
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I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them.

— Stanley Victor Paskavich
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