My bullshit metre is reading that as false'. — Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail
My bullshit metre is reading that as false'. — Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail
My bullshit metre is reading that as false'. — Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail
My bullshit metre is reading that as false'. — Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail
My bullshit metre is reading that as false'. — Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail
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My bullshit metre is reading that as false'.

— Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail
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