When you by nature subscribe to the view that everyone except yourself is a berk or a wanker, it is hard to bond with an — Lynne Truss, Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation
When you by nature subscribe to the view that everyone except yourself is a berk or a wanker, it is hard to bond with an — Lynne Truss, Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation
When you by nature subscribe to the view that everyone except yourself is a berk or a wanker, it is hard to bond with an — Lynne Truss, Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation
When you by nature subscribe to the view that everyone except yourself is a berk or a wanker, it is hard to bond with an — Lynne Truss, Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation
When you by nature subscribe to the view that everyone except yourself is a berk or a wanker, it is hard to bond with an — Lynne Truss, Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation
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When you by nature subscribe to the view that everyone except yourself is a berk or a wanker, it is hard to bond with anybody in any rational common cause.

— Lynne Truss, Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation
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