Damn, Marcus, how much have you been working out? You have the ass of a god.He turned to face her, and naturally her gaz — Caris Roane, Burning Skies
Damn, Marcus, how much have you been working out? You have the ass of a god.He turned to face her, and naturally her gaz — Caris Roane, Burning Skies
Damn, Marcus, how much have you been working out? You have the ass of a god.He turned to face her, and naturally her gaz — Caris Roane, Burning Skies
Damn, Marcus, how much have you been working out? You have the ass of a god.He turned to face her, and naturally her gaz — Caris Roane, Burning Skies
Damn, Marcus, how much have you been working out? You have the ass of a god.He turned to face her, and naturally her gaz — Caris Roane, Burning Skies
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Damn, Marcus, how much have you been working out? You have the ass of a god.He turned to face her, and naturally her gaze fell to his jewels. She shook her head and sighed. You warriors are so fucking hung and I really do need a man.

— Caris Roane, Burning Skies
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