Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs — James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
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Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs

— James Dashner, The Scorch Trials
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