Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor? — Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird
Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor? — Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird
Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor? — Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird
Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor? — Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird
Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor? — Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird
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Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?

— Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird
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