I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials — Ann Everett, You're Busting My Nuptials
I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials — Ann Everett, You're Busting My Nuptials
I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials — Ann Everett, You're Busting My Nuptials
I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials — Ann Everett, You're Busting My Nuptials
I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials — Ann Everett, You're Busting My Nuptials
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I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials

— Ann Everett, You're Busting My Nuptials
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