She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. A — C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
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She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. Anywhere else it would be a bimbo alert, but in Florida it was just protective coloration.

— C.I. Dennis, Tanzi's Heat
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