Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air. — Lois Greiman, Unzipped
Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air. — Lois Greiman, Unzipped
Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air. — Lois Greiman, Unzipped
Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air. — Lois Greiman, Unzipped
Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air. — Lois Greiman, Unzipped
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Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air.

— Lois Greiman, Unzipped
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