Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. — William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. — William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. — William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. — William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. — William Goldman, The Princess Bride
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Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.

— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
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