Celebrities are like infants. Neither can wipe their own ass. — Michael Brian
Celebrities are like infants. Neither can wipe their own ass. — Michael Brian
Celebrities are like infants. Neither can wipe their own ass. — Michael Brian
Celebrities are like infants. Neither can wipe their own ass. — Michael Brian
Celebrities are like infants. Neither can wipe their own ass. — Michael Brian
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Celebrities are like infants. Neither can wipe their own ass.

— Michael Brian
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