If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
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If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

— Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
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