There are no miracles on Mondays. — Amy Neftzger, The Orphanage of Miracles
There are no miracles on Mondays. — Amy Neftzger, The Orphanage of Miracles
There are no miracles on Mondays. — Amy Neftzger, The Orphanage of Miracles
There are no miracles on Mondays. — Amy Neftzger, The Orphanage of Miracles
There are no miracles on Mondays. — Amy Neftzger, The Orphanage of Miracles
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There are no miracles on Mondays.

— Amy Neftzger, The Orphanage of Miracles
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