Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distra — Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
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Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distracted air, 'I'm sorry. What'd you say your name was again?

— Margaret Maron, Bootlegger's Daughter
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