In hindsight, I have no idea why he was ever with me. He thought highly of my breasts. And . . . that's it, I think. — Emma Forrest, Your Voice in My Head
In hindsight, I have no idea why he was ever with me. He thought highly of my breasts. And . . . that's it, I think. — Emma Forrest, Your Voice in My Head
In hindsight, I have no idea why he was ever with me. He thought highly of my breasts. And . . . that's it, I think. — Emma Forrest, Your Voice in My Head
In hindsight, I have no idea why he was ever with me. He thought highly of my breasts. And . . . that's it, I think. — Emma Forrest, Your Voice in My Head
In hindsight, I have no idea why he was ever with me. He thought highly of my breasts. And . . . that's it, I think. — Emma Forrest, Your Voice in My Head
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In hindsight, I have no idea why he was ever with me. He thought highly of my breasts. And . . . that's it, I think.

— Emma Forrest, Your Voice in My Head
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