When a human being is born the first thing he does is crying.. The rest of his life he'll spend discovering why...

When we&#039;re young we want to change the world. When we&#039;re old we want to change the young. — Anonymous

The secret of staying young is to live honestly  eat slowly  and lie about your age. — Lucille Ball

I refuse to admit I&#039;m more than fifty-two  even if that does make my sons illegitimate. — Lady Nancy Astor

There are three ages of man: youth  middle age  and &quot;Gee  you look good.&quot; — Red Skelton

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do. — Golda Meir

The age of a woman doesn&#039;t mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. — Sigmund Z. Engel

I&#039;m at an age where my back goes out more than I do. — Phyllis Diller

Remember when we used to laugh at old people when we were young? Do you recall what was so funny? — Anonymous

If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law. — Edgar Howe

You know you are getting older when &quot;happy hour&quot; is a nap. — Gray Kristofferson

Gray hair is God&#039;s graffiti. — Bill Cosby