In a profession, members are only partly guided by service to the public.

My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him. — Henny Youngman

Vice president: That&#039;s the title given to a corporate manager instead of a raise. — James Humes

Experience is the one thing you have plenty of when you&#039;re too old to get the job. — Anonymous

Downsizing means you&#039;re about to become the guest of honor at a going-away party. — Anonymous

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. — Ogden Nash

I left journalism because I met too many interesting people at an uninteresting salary. — Anonymous

The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid  stable business. — John Steinbeck

I&#039;m a writer. I write checks. They&#039;re not very good. — Wendy Liebman