I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a — Amy Poehler, Yes Please

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a friendlier, more momlike way. Their little bodies make me salivate. It takes everything I have not to swallow them whole.

— Amy Poehler, Yes Please

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