A man's body is like a circus. You can swing off his trapeze arms, lay your head on thighs like fresh-blown balloons whi — Bojan Veljanov
A man's body is like a circus. You can swing off his trapeze arms, lay your head on thighs like fresh-blown balloons whi — Bojan Veljanov
A man's body is like a circus. You can swing off his trapeze arms, lay your head on thighs like fresh-blown balloons whi — Bojan Veljanov
A man's body is like a circus. You can swing off his trapeze arms, lay your head on thighs like fresh-blown balloons whi — Bojan Veljanov
A man's body is like a circus. You can swing off his trapeze arms, lay your head on thighs like fresh-blown balloons whi — Bojan Veljanov
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A man's body is like a circus. You can swing off his trapeze arms, lay your head on thighs like fresh-blown balloons while his cock performs tricks, soft to hard, a burst like a cannon if you treat him right.

— Bojan Veljanov
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