He stared at me in complete puzzlement, “And while I’m committing incest for you is there anything else you’d like? Mayb — Candice Raquel Lee, The Innocent: A Myth
He stared at me in complete puzzlement, “And while I’m committing incest for you is there anything else you’d like? Mayb — Candice Raquel Lee, The Innocent: A Myth
He stared at me in complete puzzlement, “And while I’m committing incest for you is there anything else you’d like? Mayb — Candice Raquel Lee, The Innocent: A Myth
He stared at me in complete puzzlement, “And while I’m committing incest for you is there anything else you’d like? Mayb — Candice Raquel Lee, The Innocent: A Myth
He stared at me in complete puzzlement, “And while I’m committing incest for you is there anything else you’d like? Mayb — Candice Raquel Lee, The Innocent: A Myth
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He stared at me in complete puzzlement, “And while I’m committing incest for you is there anything else you’d like? Maybe a side-order of bestiality?

— Candice Raquel Lee, The Innocent: A Myth
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