Lying flat against the tile of the kitchen floor listening to someone else have sex is essentially my early twenties in — David Rakoff, Half Empty
Lying flat against the tile of the kitchen floor listening to someone else have sex is essentially my early twenties in — David Rakoff, Half Empty
Lying flat against the tile of the kitchen floor listening to someone else have sex is essentially my early twenties in — David Rakoff, Half Empty
Lying flat against the tile of the kitchen floor listening to someone else have sex is essentially my early twenties in — David Rakoff, Half Empty
Lying flat against the tile of the kitchen floor listening to someone else have sex is essentially my early twenties in — David Rakoff, Half Empty
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Lying flat against the tile of the kitchen floor listening to someone else have sex is essentially my early twenties in a nutshell.

— David Rakoff, Half Empty
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