Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years. — Susan Andersen, Baby, I'm Yours
Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years. — Susan Andersen, Baby, I'm Yours
Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years. — Susan Andersen, Baby, I'm Yours
Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years. — Susan Andersen, Baby, I'm Yours
Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years. — Susan Andersen, Baby, I'm Yours
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Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.

— Susan Andersen, Baby, I'm Yours
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