I don't know who tried to teach him what to do in the bedroom, but it must have been a furniture salesman. — Alice Walker, The Color Purple
I don't know who tried to teach him what to do in the bedroom, but it must have been a furniture salesman. — Alice Walker, The Color Purple
I don't know who tried to teach him what to do in the bedroom, but it must have been a furniture salesman. — Alice Walker, The Color Purple
I don't know who tried to teach him what to do in the bedroom, but it must have been a furniture salesman. — Alice Walker, The Color Purple
I don't know who tried to teach him what to do in the bedroom, but it must have been a furniture salesman. — Alice Walker, The Color Purple
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I don't know who tried to teach him what to do in the bedroom, but it must have been a furniture salesman.

— Alice Walker, The Color Purple
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