Love is poached eggs and the Sunday newspaper and slow, hard sex. — Michael Bible, Sophia
Love is poached eggs and the Sunday newspaper and slow, hard sex. — Michael Bible, Sophia
Love is poached eggs and the Sunday newspaper and slow, hard sex. — Michael Bible, Sophia
Love is poached eggs and the Sunday newspaper and slow, hard sex. — Michael Bible, Sophia
Love is poached eggs and the Sunday newspaper and slow, hard sex. — Michael Bible, Sophia
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Love is poached eggs and the Sunday newspaper and slow, hard sex.

— Michael Bible, Sophia
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