Not only can I teach you math, I can teach you math in bed, Jordan. You know, I'll add the bed, you subtract the clothes — Miranda Kenneally
Not only can I teach you math, I can teach you math in bed, Jordan. You know, I'll add the bed, you subtract the clothes — Miranda Kenneally
Not only can I teach you math, I can teach you math in bed, Jordan. You know, I'll add the bed, you subtract the clothes — Miranda Kenneally
Not only can I teach you math, I can teach you math in bed, Jordan. You know, I'll add the bed, you subtract the clothes — Miranda Kenneally
Not only can I teach you math, I can teach you math in bed, Jordan. You know, I'll add the bed, you subtract the clothes — Miranda Kenneally
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Not only can I teach you math, I can teach you math in bed, Jordan. You know, I'll add the bed, you subtract the clothes, you divide the legs, and I'll multiply

— Miranda Kenneally
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