You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see R — Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
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You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see Rex the Wonder Horse. Women look at themselves and think they need to renew their membership at the gym.

— Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
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